Sunday, May 21, 2006

Paris Hilton & her Bentley Update


The largest online poker site in the world has recently made an interesting offer to Paris Hilton, the former owner of a beautiful $200,000 Bentley automobile that she lost in a "crazy" game of poker at her parent's casino in Las Vegas. Party Poker is the largest and the first publicly traded online poker site. They went public on the London Stock Exchange last year ( remember, online poker is illegal in the US) making the three co-owners instant multi-billionaires. The founder, a 30-something female who started out in the 900 number sex line biz, sold a small portion of her holdings into the offering, cashing in for just over $3 billion (she still holds an estimated $3 billion+ in shares)! The site takes in something like $3 million a day!
Anyway, Partypoker.com has offered the Hilton heiress an opportunity to get her beloved Bentley back. They will buy the car back for her if she agrees to play Mike Sexton, the host of the Travel Channel's World Poker Tour, heads up and wins! No reply from Miss Hilton yet. As you all must be hanging on the edge of your seats, I will let you know as soon I hear word!


The pic is of Paris doing some chores around the parent's Bel Air estate to work off the $200k gambling loss.

Saturday, May 20, 2006

Sweetnorthern Saint

My horse finally came in and finished in the money today at the Preakness. Too bad for Barbaro, the Kentucky Derby winner and favorite to win here, he fractured his leg seconds after leaving the starting gate and is mostly likely finished racing for good. Sweetnorthernsaint went off at 8-1 odds and came in second after Bernardino came from behind in the final strech to win it. I bet him "across the board" which means I had money on him finishing 1st, 2nd or 3rd, so I made a bit of loot, but not as much as I would have had he won it. Now its on to the Belmont to see if he can win for me there!

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Biggest Poker Game Ever


The biggest poker game in history was recently played at the new Wynn resort in Las Vegas. Texas banker and billionaire Andy Beal took on the group of pro poker players that have formed what has been dubbed "The Corporation", in a heads up Texas Hold-em match with betting limits of $50,000 and $100,000. What that means is that minimum bets and raises are made in increments of $50,000 in the first two rounds of betting and $100,000 in the last two rounds of betting on each hand. Nearly every pot contested was for more than $500,000 and many pots reached into the low seven figures. The pros sat down at the table with $10 Million of their own chips, Beal sat with $20 Million. The game continued over three days and Phil Ivey played for the pros, who have pooled their money to take on the challenger. After three days when the match ended and the smoke had cleared in the Wynn's beautiful poker room, the results were tallied...Phil Ivey won $16.5 Million for the pros and Andy Beal was on a jet headed back to Dallas swearing to never play poker again!

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Paris & Poker part deux


Looks like in addition to losing the family Bentley, Paris may have actually lost her shirt in that poker game, too!
I apologize in advance for posting this.

I Can't Wait For This!


My tastebuds are doing backflips as I eagerly anticipate the opening of the newest addition to Atlantic City's growing list of upscale, celebrity-chef restaurants!
Food Network Television personality and chef-owner of Mesa Grill and Bolo, Bobby Flay will soon premier his first steak house venture at The Borgata Casino Hotel & Spa. Bobby Flay Steak is an 11,000-squarefoot space that merges sleek, modern design elements with natural materials such as leather, cast glass and rough-hewn woods. It is scheduled to open at the end of June! I have always enjoyed his Chillin' & Grillin' and Boy Meets Grill shows and got to see him in action when I ate at The Mesa Grill in NYC. The food was incredible and when they brought the dessert tray to the table I couldn't decide what I wanted so I ordered one of everything! Of course I reluctantly shared with the others at the table.
So here's the low down on the new digs:
Flay designed the chic and comfortable steakhouse to complement the exciting backdrop of The Borgata. Guests enter through an entryway lined floor-to-ceiling in red leather, which then reveals a gleaming circular brass cage. Design elements such as hand-stitched leather and rough-hewn woods instill the essence of a traditional Western steakhouse, but are updated with modern twists. Positioned between the bar and the main dining room, the Lobster Bar will feature a handmade, cast-glass bar front with built-in lobster tanks. The dining room houses four towering wine displays and a dramatic ceiling composed of wood panels arranged to create an undulating landscape. Bobby Flay Steak will seat 150 people, and includes two private dining rooms perfect for special occasions... (like the next blogger gettogether!).
Flay is excited to present the classic steakhouse fare he remembers enjoying as a child in New York City as well as new dishes that incorporate his famous grilling techniques and signature Southwestern fare. Bobby Flay Steak will feature the finest steaks paired with zesty rubs and seasonal ingredients, as well as the Lobster Barwhich will offer Oyster & Lobster Shooters, a smooth Lobster-Smoked Tomato Bisque and spicy Lobster & Crispy Squid Salad with hot pepper dressing. As a nod to Borgata's close proximity to the City of Brotherly Love, Flay has created a Philadelphia-Style Cheese Steak, a perfectly grilled rib-eye, hanger steak, New York strip or filet mignon with provolone cheese sauce and roasted mushrooms and onions. If I can't make it to the grand opening I will be dining there soon after!

Monday, May 08, 2006

Weekend Update


Well, I had half of the winning exacta numbers for the Derby on Saturday, but of course that and $9 will get you a beer at Piccasso's. Barbaro, the favorite in the race, won it handily and looks like he might be a contender for the Triple Crown as he appeared to have even more to give as he crossed the finish line. My pick, Sweetnorthernsaint, came in seventh after making an early run for the lead. If you had played the winning Superfecta numbers (the order of finish of the first four horses) you would have won $42,000 for every dollar wagered!
On the poker front, I was eliminated in the 6th level of the Borgata tournament on Friday. Things had been looking good for the first few hours and then I played a big pot with Ace-King and lost 90% of my chips when my hand didn't improve versus my opponent's pair of nines. Left with only $675 I moved all-in on the very next hand with Ace-nine and actually had a chance to quadruple up with four players in the pot. Although I caught an ace on the flop, I lost on the river to another player with Ace-Jack. It's always disappointing when you are eliminated from a tournament, but the reality is I just haven't played in any live tournaments in a while and maybe I was a little unprepared. My table had several very aggressive players who made it hard to enter any pot without a decent hand. Of course by the time I figured out the crap they were raising with it was too late. I love the tournaments because of the competition and the opportunity for big prize pools and of course the prestige that goes with playing in televised events, but I know my strength is playing cash games and I should focus on that and let the tournament results come as they may.
I played in three Sit-n-Go tournaments online Sunday, those are single table events with nine players. The winner gets 50% of the money, 2nd gets 30% and third gets 20%. The buy-in for these was $50 so a first place finish paid $225. I won two and finished third in another so that did help to ease my pain a bit. The final tournament I started playing an hour before the start of The Soprano's so I was a little worried it might not finish in time. With only minutes to spare I got down to heads up with my final opponent at the table and with $12k in chips versus his less than $2k, it was over fairly quickly and all I missed was the theme song!

Friday, May 05, 2006

Derby Update

OK, looks like I had some premature info on the post positions. Sweetnorthernsaint is going off in post # 11 (not 13) and Barbaro is going off in the #8 post (not 4). So my picks are the same, post positions are different. The exacta bet would now be 11-8 boxed (boxed means you win if the top two finishers are either horse, ie: finish is 11-8 or 8-11). I am leaving now for the Borgata to register for the event and get settled in. I'll have an update for you all on Monday!

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Kentucky Derby


I'm going to go out on a limb and post my Kentucky Derby winning bets early. Unless things change between now and Saturday at 6:04 PM, I will be betting on #13 Sweetnorthernsaint to win and I may also make an exacta bet of 13-4 boxed (Sweetnorthernsaint and Barbaro). I'll be placing my bets while I am at the Borgata on Friday.

Monday, May 01, 2006

May Day


Hard to believe that it is May already. After the backlash I received about the puff piece on Paris Hilton, I will take a moment to write about myself. I have been gearing up for the Ultimate Poker Weekend at Borgata that starts this Friday, Cinqo de Mayo. The first event I am playing starts at 4pm Friday, and there are 3 more to choose from on Saturday with the main event being held on Sunday morning. I played in four online tournaments the past week and cashed in 3 with two 3rd place finishes. I have been hitting the books, as well, consulting some of the better reads from my vast poker library. It never hurts to go back and review some of the great strategy books.
Two of the events this weekend are rated so if I cash you will get to see my name in lights in the Cardplayer rankings again. The main event is called The Ultimate Super Satellite and will award as many $50,000 prize packages as the prize pool will allow. I expect there to be at least 6 prize packages awarded with some lesser amount of cash for a few other players. The package includes $10k in cash and 4 $10k buy-ins to upcoming major events at the Mandalay Bay, The World Series of Poker Main Event, Foxwoods World Poker Finals and the Boragata Poker Open. The Borgata buy-in is not transferable, but the others can be sold. I would most likely sell the Mandalay Bay seat and play the three, pocketing the extra $10k in cash.
I apologize to you all again for publishing the piece on Paris Hilton.

Friday, April 28, 2006

Paris Loses Bentley in Poker Game


After recently telling Bluff Magazine "I'm obsessed with poker. It's my favorite game now. We love it. We play at tournaments in Vegas. I'm really lucky in Vegas - I always win!", Paris went and lost the family Bentley in a poker game at none other than the Hilton family's own casino! She lost the nearly $200k vehicle in what she calls a "bad" game. Maybe she should just stick to making those videos. The papparazzi were stunned as she handed the keys to the winner and her parents are so furious they have banned her from gambling in the family casino! Evidently the house doesn't always have the advantage!

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Lack of Poker Posts

I think I need to discuss exactly why there has been a lack of poker posts recently (maybe to your delight). I have to tell you about the worst beat I've ever suffered at a poker table in my history of playing the game. I was in a full cash game in a casino, no limit hold-emwith high stakes (for me anyway). Blinds of $25/50 and I had about $8k to start out with (far too big a game for my bankroll, but c'est la vie). After a few hours my bankroll had swelled to about $35k, one of the best runs of my career. The final hand came so quickly it still gives me the chills when I think about it. I was dealt the ace and queen of spades in early position and made a nice raise before the flop. I was called by three players and we saw the flop four-handed. On the flop were two spades, one of which was the jack, also the highest card on the board. So I flopped a draw to the absolute nut flush and I had two overcards to anything that was out there. I put out almost a pot- sized bet and was called by two players. The turn was the six of spades, locking up my nut flush. I bet out again and was called by one player and then raised by the third player. I was hoping he had a lesser flush or a similar strong hand that he would be drawing dead on the river with. The pot was now over $30k. I thought for a moment and re-raised all in with my last $25k or so. The second player dropped immediately and the third player went into the tank contemplating a call. When he finally called I actually felt so good and turned over the nuts as he slowly turned over two pair, a jack and a six. Now what card do you think came on the river? I'll give you a hint, there were only two of them left in the deck. A total of four cards out of the 46 possible remaining cards that could help him and he hits one! Worse than a 10 to 1 dog and he gets the miracle six on the river to make a full house and beat my ace high flush! The pot of close to $80k was pushed to him and I was left sitting there with my heart in my throat and nothing but a bare patch of felt in front of me. I was crushed emotionally on that one and that is why the poker posts have been lacking and I am working on re-building my bankroll as the World Series of Poker is rapidly approaching and I need to make plans for Vegas this summer. Next Friday, Cinqo de mayo, I will be playing at the Borgata again in their Ultimate Weekend of Poker event. A good performance there should boost my confidence again and get me back in the game. Until then you might get a few more twinkie posts.

Monday, April 17, 2006

Deep Fried Twinkies















I want to take a moment to discuss one of the most outrageous deserts I have ever had the pleasure of indulging in. A Deep fried Twinkie! I came across these incredible concoctions on a trip to Vegas. Across the street from Binion's Horseshoe and catecorner to the Golden Nugget is a little hole-in-the-wall slot parlor called Mermaids, and in the back, where you can also indulge in a glorious $2 foot-long chili-cheese dog you will find the most decadent marriage of artery-clogging, deep fat frying and a sugary, cream filled confection! If you've somehow managed your way through life to this point without ever having tasted one, I suggest you put this at the top of your "to do before I die" list and get with the program.

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Big Brother VS Poker

Since 1995, when the first online gambling sites opened their doors for business, legislators have unsuccessfully tried to stop the unprecedented growth in online gaming. Even though online gaming revenues are in excess of $12 billion annually, all these legislators can think of is how to stop it instead of thinking about how to regulate it. Previous legislation that was unsuccessfully proposed actually suggested that banks and financial institutions should "police" their clients and prevent them from sending money to online gaming sites. How insane is that concept? Would you want your bank inquiring as to what you are doing with your hard earned money on deposit at their bank? The newest legislation again attempts to stop the flow of money to these sites by proposing legislation that would prohibit online gaming sites from accepting money from financial institutions. Only one problem smart guys...these sites are all based offshore (online gaming is illegal in the USA) so they are not subject to these laws!! How do these people even get elected in the first place? Anyway, there are an estimated 70 million poker players in the US and if even a fraction of them made their voices heard it could have an impact. I sent the following e-mail to Sentaor Rick Santorum to express my thoughts on the subject and actually got a reply (probably canned, but what can I expect?).

Senator, I am writing to urge you to oppose pending legislation that would limit the rights of individuals to play poker online. Currently, there are two bills in the House, H.R. 4411 introduced by Rep. James Leach (R-IA) and H.R. 4777 introduced by Rep. Robert Goodlatte (R-VA). And in the Senate, Jon Kyl (R-AZ) is pushing similar legislation that he wants to introduce.

As an avid poker player, I feel strongly that these bills and any other legislation that deny Americans the right to play a game of skill such as poker on the Internet, seriously and egregiously violate my personal freedoms.

More than 70 million people today enjoy poker. And while most play at home, in taverns or poker clubs, many enjoy this game of skill with friends and family on the Internet. The possibility of the federal government stripping away this right to play online is very troubling to me.

These bills trample the freedoms of online poker players and represent a slippery slope that could lead to the federal government denying citizens the right to play poker in offline venues. The bills also hypocritically make exceptions for certain types of gambling, including internet state lotteries, placing online bets for horse races and select fantasy sports, while prohibiting poker, which is objectively a skill game.

Equally troubling, though, are the bill’s enforcement mechanisms. All three proposals contain banking enforcement provisions which would extend a “know your customer” relationship well beyond what I want my bankers to know about my financial affairs. This regulation would require bankers to monitor my on-line purchases and even review my checks. Like most Americans, I choose my bank, and deposit my paycheck for safekeeping, not for them to monitor my withdrawals, funds transfer or even individual checks. These provisions put the government too deep into my pocketbook. According to Forbes’ magazine there are 5 FBI agents assigned to internet gambling, I demand that American taxpayers know the full cost of enforcing a ban on my rights to play poker on-line.

Separately, in Rep. Goodlatte’s legislation, Internet service providers (ISPs) are forced to remove gambling related hyperlinks upon court order. Such mandates require ISPs to remove or disable access to online sites that the government deems violations. This is censorship of the Internet, plain and simple. Congress rightly criticized China for blocking the free flow of information to its citizens via the Internet, and now Goodlatte’s bill deserves similar scrutiny.

From average citizens to presidents, generals, Members of Congress and Supreme Court justices, Americans have been playing poker for centuries, making it a rich part of our cultural heritage. Today, the evolution of game on the Internet should not be restricted by overarching government interference, and simply by putting the word “internet” in front of poker does not make it wrong.

I urge you to take these concerns into consideration and oppose H.R. 4411, H.R. 4777 and the Kyl proposal that will make outlaws of poker players who enjoy the game online.

I think there are much more serious issues that these legislators should be expending their time and energy on. This is NOT one of those issues!

Friday, April 07, 2006

Russia Calf Shoes


Just like CNN, I too have been thinking of picking up a pair of new shoes. Not just any shoes mind you, but one of the most distinctive shoes in the world! The Russia Calf shoes that are made by New & Lingwood from London's Jermyn Street. What makes these shoes so unique you ask? These shoes are made from a limited cache of reindeer hides that were found aboard a ship that sank off the English coast in 1786. They lay at the bottom of the ocean for nearly 200 years until the wreck was discovered in 1973. Despite their prolonged submersion in salt water, the hides were as good as ever. The reason is that the hides had been processed by a secret technique that was lost after the Russian Revolution, and which made pre-revolutionary Russian leathers world famous for both their water resistance as well as their beauty.
First the hides were cured in baths of rye or oat flour and yeast , they were then hand finished and soaked in wood liquor. They were then hand-curried while still wet and soaked in seal oil and birch tan oil , which gives the leather its distinctive, rich aroma. Now these shoes don't have an anti microbial feature and they aren't odor resistant, so it may be difficult to justify the $1550 price tag, but then again that's a mere round of blinds and antes in a decent no limit game!

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Where in the World is Chuck?

Since my Nigerian 419 scammer is nowhere to be found recently, I have turned my attention to another pressing matter; trying to find out what happened to Chuck? Just where in the world is Chuck? I have run down a few leads with no success. The first clue led me to Seattle, Washington, land of eternal sunshine, where I found Chuck B. was vice president of sales and marketing for Larry's Markets, the cash strapped grocery chain that just laid off 70% of its work force. This guy had a full head of hair so I knew right away I had missed my mark.
My next clue led me to Los Angeles where I found Chuck B. was a self-employed real estate developer who made a questionable donation of $1200 to John Kerry's presidential campaign fund. We all know Chuck is a devout Libertarian and would never have supportrd such a worthless cause. Since I was already in California I followed a clue down to San Diego where I found Chuck B. at a reunion of the Marine Corps Flying Tiger Squadron, but since this was a Vietnam era reunion, I quickly ruled out our beloved Chuck. I hopped back across the continent to Naugatuck, Connecticut to what I was sure would finally be success; Chuck B. was a licensed member of a national network of socially responsible investment consultants. Right up his alley, I thought, but alas, no luck! My final clue led me back to California where I was saddened to discover that Chuck was the former president of the Santa Cruz County Horseman's Association and had died in a myserious mountain biking incident that is still under investigation. I gave up my search there and am asking you for your help in finding Chuck.
Just where in the world is Chuck? Does anyone out there have a clue?

Friday, March 31, 2006

More Fun With Nigerians

I sent the following e-mail to the lawyer in London representing Mrs. Hariri and I am still waiting for his reply. When I get it I will add it below so be sure to check back here:

Mr. Johnson,
I am happy to hear the opportunity to assist Mrs. Hariri is still available and I can
assure you that my current legal issues will have no impact on our business at hand.
In regards to your request for information from me, I believe I may have
accidentally deleted your original e-mail while purging my system of unwanted spam.

What information do you need exactly for us to complete this transaction? I opened
a new account at my bank specifically to facilitate this transaction.
When I mentioned to the bank officer that I needed to open a new
account into which I could transfer $36 million,
he said " wow, you will certainly get free checking"!

I laughed at first, but then I realized that free checking is no laughing matter!

I must inform you at this time that telephone communication is going to be
difficult for us as my tongue was horribly mangled in a tragic cellphone
accident several years ago. In person, I can easily communicate with bits
of scrap paper and hand signs, but over the phone you would never be
able to comprehend my garbled attempts at speech. You will be happy to
know that while my handicap has been difficult to overcome, I have not
lost my sense of taste and still enjoy dining at gourmet restaurants
and sampling fine wines and cognacs.


Be that as it may, we will be confined to e-mail and/or fax messages for
the remainder of this transaction. I check my e-mail daily and will
promptly reply to any future correspondence.


I will be anxiously awaiting your further instructions.

Yours Truly,

Horace P. Manuer
Ceo/Media Wireless Group

Notice that I went back to the original spelling of my last name. Let's see if he picks up on it, too.

Lunch With a Playmate

















I took a day off from playing poker and playing with Nigerian scam artists for a little B & B, which in my book means beer and bunnies! Yesterday I had the pleasure of meeting and hanging out with a former Playboy Playmate. Colleen Marie, Miss August 2003, was very cute and very nice. We had lunch together and talked a bit about her love of extreme sports and Las Vegas, where she has a home. After lunch, I watched her attempt to climb a temporary rock wall (successfully) and then had a picture taken with her. Not a bad way to spend a Thursday afternoon!

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Chuck Drops a Bombshell


Chuck has dropped the equivalent of a 20 megaton explosive device on the blogger community today. I am still in shock and may be for some time. CNN and I are already trying to organize a "Hands Across Sligo" vigil where fans and mourners of the Carlos/Chuck blog can gather and drown their sorrows in a pint of Guiness and discuss the current and often inflammatory topics that Chuck dared to divulge on his digital diary. Maybe if he switched to a "subscription-based" blog it would give him something more tangible in return for his heartfelt prose. A simple link and Paypal account would easily cover the logistics of that scenario. We need to band together and let Chuck know that he can't just walk away from this "thing of ours" like that. Viva las misadventuras de Carlos!!!

Monday, March 20, 2006

Matisyahu at Electric Factory



Last night was the Matisyahu concert at Electric Factory in Philadelphia. I only recently discovered this artist and really enjoy his music.
The show was great, bordering on uplifting if only for the fact that you genuinely sense that he is for real and his beliefs boom through the mic. The former resident of West Chester born Matthew Miller, became Matisyahu in his late teens after meeting a rabbi in a park in New York and taking on the Lubavitch Hasidic lifestyle. I only have his "Live at Stubbs" CD, but his new studio album "Youth" was recently released and I plan on getting that, too.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Say No To Tilt

I've played a little poker recently with mixed results, but have been able to stay in the black for the year so far. I've only played in one big tourney which is less than I had planned, but I know that the best route for me now is to accumulate winnings in the beatable cash games and play the tournies when I am at the top of my game. This Sunday the Borgata is hosting an interesting tournament called "The Ultimate Satellite". The buy-in is $1000 and for every sixty players a winner will walk away with the ultimate grand prize package that consists of the following:
  • $10,000 Buy-in to the Foxwoods Poker Classic April 6-9
  • $25,500 Buy-in to the World Poker Tour Championship at Bellagio April 18-24
  • $10,000 Buy-in to the Borgata Poker Open September 15-19
  • $10,000 Buy-in to the 2006 World Series of Poker Main Event at the Rio July 28 to August 10
  • $4500 in cash for travel expenses
Now that is a tempting proposition!!

Monday, March 13, 2006

Hot & Cold Running Beer

This sounds like Chuck's greatest fantasy!! (Next to Inga vrom Sveeden)

OSLO (Reuters) - A woman thought she was in heaven when beer instead of water flowed from the taps in her apartment in west Norway."I turned on the tap to clean some knives and forks and beer came out," Haldis Gundersen told Reuters from her home in Kristiansund, west Norway. "We thought we were in heaven."Beer in Norway is among the most expensive in the world with a 0.4 liter (0.7 pint) costing about 50 crowns ($7.48) in a bar.Gundersen said she tried the beer but that it tasted a bit odd and was not fizzy.It turned out that a worker in a bar two floors below had mixed up the pipes on Saturday evening, wrongly connecting a new barrel to a water pipe leading to Gundersen's flat. The bar got water in its beer taps.

Friday, February 24, 2006

Riddle Me This

Here's an interesting riddle to ponder over the weekend:

You are in a room with three light switches. Way down the hall is a room with a light bulb that one of these switches controls. You can't see the other room or the light from the other room from the room you are in.

All three light switches are off and the light bulb is also off. Now, you can fiddle with the light switches any way you want. Then, you can go into the room down the hall where the light bulb is and come back to the original room where the switches are.

There is one specific way you'll know for certain which switch controls that light bulb.

This isn't a trick question at all, but you might have to think outside the box to get the right answer. I've never met anybody yet who got it.

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Road Trip '06: Alcohol Was the Theme

Like any road trip embarked upon by 6 mature, tax-paying, upstanding members of society, alcohol consumption was the main goal and we excelled in meeting our objective! Here's the basic rundown: After the free beers at the brewery we moved on to Club 18, home of the 75 cent draft and the $5 pizza, a classic combo that really got us in the groove for the rest of the trip. The Drunken Monkey, while not quite as inexpensive as Club 18 with its pricey $1.25 drafts, had its positive attributes, as well, and gave us the final burst of momentum we'd need for the hour and a half drive to our ultimate destination. While the image is a little blurry, I have included below a photo of our next bar tab at Crazy Fingers where before we knew what hit us we had consumed a total of 4 beers and 17 margaritas in a little more than an hour. The final tab of $197 made us shudder to think what heights the bill could have reached if we had decided to stay there any longer!
Once at the cabin the real drinking began, and with an initial arsenal of 3 cases of beer, a half gallon of Captain Morgan, a fifth of Vodka and a bottle of Cabo Wabo Tequila, we felt pretty secure in the fact that we were well supplied, at least for the first evening. An intense session of the classic drinking game PIGS got us off to a great start which led to several heated rounds of PIT, eventually ending the evening with a halfhearted attempt at the classic dice game Mexican. While Fold the Laundry was mentioned it was never actually played to my limited recollection.
Day two began shortly after breakfast with a pitstop at Pat's Pub in Hawley (happened to be across the street from the Hawley Diner) where we enjoyed several rounds of Yuengling, some pool and some darts. This is the spot where we found our temporary replacement for Granger, who couldn't make the trip due to his prior committment to attend a fondue party in Media.
After the bar we decided to head back to the cabin and we made a quick stop at the local market to replenish our limited food supply and we pooled our money to purchase 43 tickets for the record-setting Powerball drawing to be held later that night (the fact that I'm even writing this entry should be proof enough of the outcome of that one). We decided we would only drink hard liquor from that point on as we only had 8 beers left and the group concensus was to put the money into lottery tickets instead of more beer. By Sunday morning we had depleted all forms of alcohol but a quarter of the Cabo Wabo and we left the cabin satisfied, if not hungover.
Here's some more miscelaneous pics including one of Paul and Ted checking the thickness of the ice on the lake:






Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Road Trip '06: The Brewery



We arrived at the Yuengling Brewery in Pottsville, PA at about noon on Friday, which meant we had an hour and a half to kill before the tour would start. We checked out the Yuengling Museum which housed quite an impressive collection of beer paraphenalia and beer art, as well as Yuengling family momentos. We were surprised at the level of access we were granted in the building and the lack of security on the premises. On several occasions we waltzed right past the "employees only' signage to investigate rooms and areas not included in the public tour, including the brewmaster's lab and the tap room where we helped ourselves to some free samples ( see photo below). The tour itself was interesting but the tour guide could stand to drop the decibel level of her presentation a few notches. A few interesting highlights were the underground caves which were used to keep the beer cold before refrigeration was invented, and the fact that during prohibition the company survived by making ice cream and their classic Porter, which was available by prescription for medicinal purposes only! Another interesting tidbit is the fact that it takes approximately 28 days to create a batch of beer from brewing to fermenting to canning to finished product, yet on the very day that Prohibition was renounced, the Yuengling's delivered a a truckload of beer to the White House to assist in the national celebration.
The tour ended with a visit to the tap room, which we had already discovered pre-tour. The good news was you could drink any of the 7 varieties of beer Yuengling currently makes, the bad news was you were limited ( by some vague PA law) to 2 beers per person. We are currently investigating loopholes for the next trip.
The brewery has been family owned since it was founded in 1829 and each generation has to buy the brewery from the previous which led us to an interesting conclusion. Since the current owner, Dick Yuengling, has four daughters the empire is ripe for a coup. We tried to fix Ted up with Wendy Yuengling, who works in the shipping department and is the most visually appealing of the four. Who knows, if he plays his cards right we could be enjoying frosty cold pints of O'Hara Lager at the Plumstead someday!

Monday, February 20, 2006

Road Trip '06: The Drunken Monkey

While we were driving from Pottsville to Centralia, we ventured through the town of Ashland and noticed a sign for a small bar along the main strip called "the Drunken Monkey". A sign out front proclaimed it was the "home of the Monkey Wrap" which really intrigued us and we vowed to check it out on the way back from visiting the adjacent burning mine town. After Centralia we figured we were ready for anything so on the way back we pulled up to the bar and parked right out front. Inside we were greeted with a suspicious nod from the bartender and several locals enjoying a mid afternoon beer as we ordered Yuengling drafts and proceeded to investigate the premises. There was alot of monkey paraphenalia ranging from stuffed animals to posters, so I assume the owner has some sort of monkey fetish. They did have a Rolling Stones poster on the wall, too. Turns out the delicacy that they are so famously known for, The Monkey Wrap, is actually a deep fried burrito. Go figure. I guess inflation has caught up with this booming metropolis just outside of Pottsville as the price of draft beer had risen dramatically to $1.25. Oddly enough, they had the same selection of pickled eggs and hot pickled bologna that seems to be such a great seller in the local drinking haunts of this region. And what oenophile would not love a place that has ice cold bottles of Boone's Farm wine in their take-out fridge!

Road Trip '06

Well, this road trip certainly had it all! It will take several posts to report all the drunken debauchery of the weekend, but I will begin with our stop at Centralia, PA. The warning sign posted at the entrance to the town says it all. If it weren't so damn cold we may have spent a little more time exploring the little hamlet, but with the wind chill factor already in the negative digits and the sun about to set, we decided to keep this leg of the trip to a brief minimum. We were somewhat disappointed in the fact that there really wasn't any exposed flame, just a lot of steam rising from holes in the ground. Parts of the ground were warm to the touch, and you could see where the ground was starting to collapse in areas. Ted found a nice chunk of coal which we later used to heat the cabin when we got to the the lake. All in all it was kind of eerie, like visiting the set of a creepy horror movie. While I half expected to see some banjo-strumming, mouth-harp playing townsfolk rocking on their porches, we did not see any residents while we were there. This was the shortest leg of our journey, and we were quickly back on the road headed toward our final destination at Lake Wallenpaupack.

Monday, February 13, 2006

Weekend Road Trip


I found out over the weekend that on Friday, February 17, 2006 I will be embarking on a fantastic road trip through central Pennsylvania and up to Lake Wallenpaupack. We leave Friday morning and will be making stops at Centralia, the coal mining town whose only claim to fame is that it has been on fire since 1961! After that, we will be heading to Pottsville for the Yuengling Brewery tour, which, rumor has it, includes two free beers at the conclusion. Then, I believe Tedman wants to stop at Cabela's 250,000 square foot outdoorsman store in Hamburg and then finally, it's up Rt. 81 to the Pocono's. With the group that's scheduled to go, it should make for some mighty fine blogging come next Monday.

Missing Money: Part Deux

OK, I see you seem to have an interest in this topic so I will divulge the links to the websites and I truly hope you all find something.

www.missingmoney.com
www.peoplefinders.com
www.unclaimed.org
www.patreasury.org


I got my claim paperwork from the PA Treasury over the weekend, which really surprised me for the response time from a government agency.
Good luck and happy searching!

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Missing Money

I read an article in the Philadelphia Inquirer the other day about a lady that searches public databases for missing money and unclaimed property for charities and schools. She had just found $35,000 for the School District of Philadelphia that was being held by the State of Texas. The article listed the sites she uses and I went on today to check it out for myself. On the first site I tried, I ran a search for my name and found two items. One is an uncashed dividend check from a Dean Witter account I had in the early nineties (about $110) and the other is an 8000 share stock certificate from a Morgan Stanley account I had back in 1992! I called the 800 number and spoke to a woman at the PA Treasury Dept. and she told me what the items were and took down my info to mail me the claim forms. I am to fill them out, get them notarized and mail them back, then they send me my stuff! I thought that was pretty cool and now I am going to run a few more searches and see what else I can find!

Friday, February 03, 2006

Thinking Back

I've been feeling a little down lately as I reflect on the past year and come to grips with the reality that it is over and I didn't come close to accomplishing anything I had set out to do. This year is going to be different and I have been thinking back to the first tournaments I ever played back in 2003, trying to rekindle the spark that ignited my passion for poker. I still remember my first tourney vividly. I had been playing online alot that summer and starting going down to the Borgata to play in cash games. ESPN was airing the 2003 World Series of Poker over and over and that was getting me into it, too. The Borgata started having nightly live tournaments with small buy-ins and I finally entered my first one on a Thursday night in November. It was a $40 buy-in with unlimited rebuys for the first hour. There were over 100 players and I ended up making the final table and finished in 7th place for a win of about $500. I was so excited and that was really the event that got me started. A few days later I noticed that the Sands was hosting a televised poker tournament with a guaranteed $1 million first prize, the biggest payout in Atlantic City history! I decided I was going to play in that event, which would be televised on Thanksgiving Day on Fox Sports Net. I only had to overcome one obstacle; the $10,200 buy-in.
The Sands was holding satellite tournaments where you could buy in for $225 and try to win a seat in the main event. Hot off my final table finish at the Boragata I figured I'd give it a shot. The big tournament would start the following Saturday so I only had a week to do this, but the first chance I got to go down and play was Thursday, two days before the big one. I drove down to Atlantic City for the 4 pm start and put down my $225 entry. I didn't realize how many professional players enter these satellites for a discount to the bigger events, so I was shocked and very nervous when I sat down with 5 major TV pros at my table. After watching so much of the World Series of Poker and the World Poker Tour it was strange to see these faces scattered throughout the room. I'll give the details in another post, but I ended up knocking out the 2001 World Champion and winning the $10,200 entry after about 5 hours of play.
As I think back to those first days of play I get goosebumps and get excited all over again at the prospects for this year. I know I have it in me, I just need to commit to the schedule and show up with my "A" game.

Friday, January 27, 2006

Media Represents at Borgata Winter Classic

The turnout for the Borgata Winter Classic was impressive and the poker craze is far from "jumping the shark". The first event last Friday had 1323 entries for a prize pool of over $660k. The second event, on Saturday, had 864 players for a prize pool of over $640k, and the official headline reads "30-something Media Man Wins $176k at Borgata!". Unfortunately, the man was 32 year old Mike Hickman, not yours truly. Who knew Media was such a hotbed of poker? I don't know Mike personally, but he is a friend of a friend. It was a nice score for him and I know I will be in that position this year, too. The $10,000 buy-in Main Event will start on Sunday and will be televised for the World Poker Tour on the Travel Channel. As bad as I wanted to play, when the cards were dealt I just wasn't as focused as I needed to be. That's poker. Next month is the World Series of Poker Circuit event at Harrah's in Atlantic City and hopefully I can rise to the occasion there. I did win a little in the cash games if that is any consolation.

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Time for Some Serious Poker

The 2006 tournament circuit kicks off for me this coming week with the start of the Borgata Winter Classic on Friday, January 20. There are several events leading up to the final event, a $10,000 buy-in tournament to be televised by the World Poker Tour. Friday is a two day No-Limit event and Monday is a two day Limit event. Nothing gets my juices flowing like a little high limit hold em at the Borgata (well, not exactly nothing else, just one of my favorite things). I thought about easing into the year with a little $10/$20 but opted for the higher stakes of the $40/$80 table, known as the "Blue Chip Game". It is held in the high limit room at the Borgata, usually at table 1 in the near corner and it is called the Blue Chip Game because it is the only game where you can use the blue $10 chips that the Borgata introduced last summer. This game has a few regulars and a rotating lineup of new fish and some sharks. Now you don't want to sit at this game with less than $2000 in chips to start and $3000 or more is a better way to go. This is generally the highest limit stakes I will normally play and can be a very tough game to beat. I was doing better than 1 big bet per hour ( the grinder's goal if you want to try to make a living at this) after four hours of playing and took a dinner break. When I came back the game was breaking and I decided to call it quits for the day and head home. The new tower for the Borgata is coming along and I can't wait for the new poker room to open. The current room has 35 tables, but the new room will have 85, even more than the Taj! Plus, Bobby Flay is opening a Mesa Grill in the new section which is another bonus. I feel my mindset is right and my game is sharp so I am hoping to get off to a good start with the upcoming tourney. I'll keep you posted.

Friday, January 13, 2006

Not Much to Say

I am sorry to say that I just haven't had anything to really write about recently. I hadn't even played any poker yet this year until Wednesday nite. I ended up loser for the night after playing my final hand where I raised the blinds $10 before the flop and was accidentally re-reraised by a player who wasn't paying attention. You see, verbal bets are binding in legitimate poker games and when he announced raise without knowing I had already raised he was committed to raise at least the minimum bet. Since I had made it $12 he had to make at least $22 ($10 was the minimum amount he could raise). He made it $24 anyway, which is what I had been hoping for in the first place so I could come over the top and move all in with my pocket kings. Another player who had called my original bet dropped out after I moved all-in, but the other player actually called my all-in bet (he was on his 7th rebuy of the evening, stuck over $420, by the way) and turned over a pathetic Ace-Five offsuit. I sort of knew he was going to suck out on me as the poker gods had not been kind all night. Of course he caught an ace on the river to win the pot and I stood up, grabbed my coat and left. I had had enough of seeing the best hand lose on the river and just decided to call it a night.
I have some tourneys coming up soon, including the Winter Classic at Borgata ( a World Poker Tour event) that starts next Friday (1/20) and there is a World Series of Poker Circuit event at Harrah's in February, too. I have big plans for 2006 and need to get back into a regular schedule of playing in Atlantic City again. I was happy to discover that I am now officially a part of the Cardplayer Magazine database of players with an official Player of the Year point ranking and everything. I didn't do diddly in '05, but had two cashes in rated events from '04 that still qualify me for the list. I plan to improve that ranking this year!
Other than that, not much to report yet. I did finally read the DaVinci Code and I am now reading "See no Evil" the book that inspired the movie Syriana.
I am off to Kildare's for happy hour tonight to meet some old friends from high school so that should be interesting.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Run in With a City Cop

I went into Philly the other day to do some shopping and get a cheesesteak. I came out of a store onto the street and there was a city cop standing there writing out a parking ticket. I walked over to him and said "come on buddy, can't you give a guy a break?". He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a jerk. He glared at me and started to write another ticket for having worn tires.
I called him an asshole. He finished writing the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first, then he started to write yet another ticket! The more I verbally abused him the more violations he came up with and the more tickets he started to write. This went on for almost 20 minutes!
Finally, I just gave up and walked away. I didn't really care anyway, my car was safely parked around the corner in a garage, and this car had a "Hillary in 2008" bumper sticker on it!

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Male & Female ATM Procedures

After months of research, male and female drive-thru ATM procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender:

MALE PROCEDURE

1.
Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Put down your car window.

3. Insert ATM card into slot and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash desired and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Put window up.

7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURES

1.
Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required distance to align car window with the machine.

3. Set parking brake, put the window down.

4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to the passenger seat to locate ATM card.

5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside of the back page.

11. Enter PIN.

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash desired.

14. Check makeup in rearview mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.

18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card from machine.

22. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder and place card into slot provided.

23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull away.

25. Redial person on cell phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release parking brake.

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

January Tourney Schedule

The majors start off in 2006 with a World Poker Tour event at the Atlantis Resort in the Bahamas from January 4th to the 11th. Then its off to Australia for the Aussie Millions in Melbourne. From there its on to Memphis for another WPT event at the Gold Strike, and finally, the 20th marks the start of the WPT event at Borgata in Atlantic City and that's it for January!

New Year's Eve


Saturday night we threw a surprise party for our friend Bill at his house. He thought he was going to a concert in Philly, but when his girlfriend brought him home to retrieve the wallet she had "forgotten", he walked into a party in progress.
It was a decent turnout with about 12 to 15 people attending. There was plenty of beer and mixed drinks and a spread of food that could choke a horse. Everyone had a good time eating and drinking and it was a great way to honor a friend and ring in the new year!

A Friday at Borgata

I was actually staying at the Taj, and after a late breakfast I headed down to the poker room to try to get into a $560 buy-in, single table, winner-take-all tournament which if I won I would use the proceeds to play in the $5,000 buy-in Trump Classic main event. There were a few players muddling around the registartion desk, but we needed ten to play and it just didn't look like that many people were available to buck up. I remembered the Borgata had a tourney every Friday at noon so I jumped into a cab and headed over towards the marina.
I was there in plenty of time and was near the front of the line to register for the event which has a $100 buy-in with unlimited $100 rebuys in the first hour of play and then an optional $100 add-on after that. I got my table and seat assignment and waited for the event to start. When we finally sat down to play there were 7 tables of ten players each. The action was fast from the start, as it most often is in rebuy events, but I managed to stay out of trouble for most of the first hour. I consider the second hour of the tournament the real start of the event since that is when most of the maniacs are eliminated or stop playing like maniacs. Just before the end of the rebuy period I got involved in a hand where I held pocket fours. I flopped a third four and had bet out with my trips and was called by one player. A three came on the turn (there was also one on the flop) giving me a full house and I bet out again. I was raised by the other player and called, putting myself all-in. I turned over my full house and my stomach dropped when he turned over his pocket threes for quads! I was drawing to one card, the case four, to win and it didn't come. I knew I was playing well and the rebuy period was just about over so I called out for a rebuy and with the add-on I would be starting the second hour in decent shape anyway.
It went slow at first, but after I was moved to another table things started to pick up. I began to accumulate chips and was getting a good run of cards. When we got down to 3 tables I was the chip leader with close to $80,000 in chips. My chip stack was so intimidating that I was able to run over most of the players at the table and cruised into the final table with over $100,000 in chips. With the rebuys and add-ons we were looking at a prize pool of over $24,000 with nine players getting paid and first place getting $9000. Since we started the final table with ten players, one of them would be leaving very disappointed with no money after 6 hours of playing. We decided to chip in $20 each and give him a consolation prize. I know what its like to be the "bubble boy" and bust out with nothing so I'm sure it took a little of the pain away for him.
We battled it out for some time and players starting dropping as the blinds and antes rose. We were down to four players and we were facing an ante of $2000 each and blinds of $10,000 and $20,000 so chip stacks would be dwindling rapidly if you didn't play. We halted play for a chip count and to discuss a four-way deal for the remaining prize money. I was the short stack at this point with just $99,000 in chips. Two players had about $150,000 each and the chip leader had just over $200,000. Even though I was the short stack the other players knew that I would demand a premium to make a deal since things could change dramatically with each hand. They offered me $3600 which was more than double what I would be scheduled to get if I was the next player eliminated. The others would get a pro-rata portion of the prize pool based on their chip counts and after double checking the math and getting approval from the tournament director, we ended it there and everyone walked away happy. I would have liked to have played it out, because I really think I had a chance at winning it, but after 7 hours I was ready to head back to the Taj and I still wanted to win a seat in the Trump Classic which was starting the next day.
I took my winnings and hopped back into a cab for the ride across town. I played a little more at the Taj, but was unable to win a seat into the main event. It wasn't a bad tournament overall for me though. I won two smaller satellites, cashed in a preliminary no-limit event with over 900 players (I finished 20th) and won the $3600 at the Borgata. Since I wasn't playing in the big one, I checked out of the Taj and drove home.

Friday, December 30, 2005

My First World Series (The Final Chapter)


I had seen my dreams of winning a World Series of Poker Main Event seat dashed on Thursday night (May 20) when late in the tournament (a $1000 buy-in multi-table satellite) I folded my pocket sevens pre-flop to a raise and an all-in re-raise in front of me. I was pretty sure the two players just had big overcards, but with two of them in there the odds of a bigger pair than mine was good. So I folded and of course they both turned over big cards, but no pocket pairs. The board didn't help either player and the ace-high hand won. Had I played I would have knocked out two players, tripled my chips and most likely locked up a $10,000 payday. Anyway, it was not to be that night (my second in Vegas) and I headed back to the Golden Nugget dejected. It was very late and I had played alot of poker that day. Three tournaments with one win and two out of the money finishes. Tomorrow, Friday, was the final day to win a seat in the main event which started Saturday, May 22. There were 4 tournaments scheduled starting at 10 am, 2pm, 7pm and 11pm. These would be the last chances I had at playing in the world series as I had no intention of paying the $10,000 entry out of pocket! I still had a week left in Vegas and wanted to conserve money for the cash games and the occasional meal I might want to enjoy.
I headed back across Fremont Street to the Golden Nugget where my room and king size bed was awaiting my return. I stopped beneath the electronic canopy that runs for four blocks over the street and watched the incredible light display. I felt good. I was in Vegas playing good poker and having a great time. At the same time I felt so alone. I didn't really know anyone and all I had been doing was playing poker and sleeping since I got into town. As I strolled through the casino I saw Phil Ivey at a private craps table. There was a velvet rope around the table, but I inched as close as I could to get a view of his action. He was betting $10,000 on the pass line with at least $20,000 odds behind it. He had $10,000 on every number across the board as well, so he was basically risking $80,000 per roll of the dice! Here's a 26 year old kid from Atlantic City living the high life in Vegas. Must be nice! I continued to my room and tried to get some sleep. I had a big day ahead of me.
I knew I'd never make the 10am tournament so I decided to sleep in and get a good breakfast and play in the 2pm event. I'm glad I went over to Binion's for breakfast because the line for registration was already getting long. I got in line at around noon. It took me an hour to get registered and the line was continuing to grow. I was in my seat at 2pm raring to go but then they announced that due to the long lines for registration the tournament start would be delayed and that it should start at 3pm. I stayed close to my table and killed some time watching the single table satellites where Chris Moneymaker was trying to win his own seat in the main event. I also got to chat with Phil Helmuth's nemesis Sam Grizzle and Scotty Nguyen, the 1998 World Champion. I saw Kenna James and he remembered me from the tournament at the Sands. I congratulated him on his win in the Austral-Asian Championship back in February and then we exchanged e-mail addresses to keep in touch as he was organizing a group travel rate to Melbourne for the tournament next year.
I headed back to my seat and looked out across a sea of tables in the room. The tournament director was calling for everyone to get seated so they could get started. It turns out that 580 people had signed up for this event which had a $225 buy-in with unlimited re-buys for the first hour. That's a big field to beat, but I knew that the more people who played, the bigger the prize pool and the better chance I had at winning a seat in the main event.
I got comfortable and we started to play. Starting with $500 in chips, I managed to run up my chips to about $1700 by the end of the re-buy period and was still in for my original $225. Some people played so aggressively (recklessly) that they had to rebuy multiple times so that was driving up the prize pool and putting more chips in play for me to accumulate. At the end of the rebuy period there is an optional $200 add-on which gives you an additional $500 in chips. I debated doing this as it wouldn't really give me that much more of an advantage, but I wanted the best opportunity to survive and win and those extra chips could make the difference when the smoke cleared and this thing was over. I did the add-on and came back from the break to a chip stack of $2200. I lost my sunglasses somewhere during the break and would have to play the rest of the event without one of the tools of the trade. It must have worked because I started to build my chips and knocked a few players out. My confidence was growing and I was also getting great cards to boot. I was hitting alot of flops, making alot of draws and things were really going my way. I was building enough of a chip stack where I could really afford to gamble if I wanted and was starting to become the table bully. I was moved around a few times as they broke tables and combined players. I was moved about 5 times and each time I was the chip leader at the new table.
I was sitting across from Thor Hansen, a pro who I remembered from the final table at the Sands tournament. We did a rough estimate of the average chip stack and what it might take to win a seat. I had about $16,000 at this point and we figured that we would need a bit over $20,000 to survive and get awarded a seat. I was on my way but would still need to play well and survive as the blinds and antes were constantly creeping up every twenty minutes. Finally, there had been enough players eliminated that all the tables were combined upstairs in the main tournament room. There's alot of history in that room, as that is where the final table of the World Series of Poker is held each year. We had to have our chips bagged and tagged and they would be waiting for us upstairs at our new seat assignments. There were still about 150 players left in the tournament, but the they were still counting all the money from the rebuys and add-ons so nobody knew just how many seats we were playing for. I tightened up and played very conservatively until I knew where I had to be. I had a chip stack of over $36,000 and now there were less than 100 players. Players continued to drop and then there were 6 tables...then there were 5. Finally, they announced the prize pool was over $260,000 and there would be 26 $10,000 seats to the main event awarded. I was so close I could taste it. I looked around the room, counted the remaining players and calculated the average chip stack. I was golden as long as I didn't make any mistakes, but in no-limit hold em every hand can be your last hand if you're not careful!
I folded alot of great hands including ace-king and even pocket queens. Why risk playing them? I couldn't believe how willing some players were to gamble this close to victory. I just wanted a seat so bad. Soon we were down to 3 tables and only 10 players away from finishing this. With only three tables it was easy to keep an eye on everything happening around me. I could barely stay in my seat, jumping up every time someone went all-in at my table or one of the other two.
Amarillo Slim was the only pro I recognized still playing. He had a big chip stack, maybe a bit more than me. The average chip stack was probably about $18,000 andf I had more than twice that. I was close to my goal and only a few more players had to go for this to be over. It finally came down to the action at Slim's table. I could see at least two players who wouldn't survive the next blind and I could taste victory. A deal was offered up to give the leftover cash to 27th place so he'd be a little closer to his $10,000 buy-in, but it had to be unanimous and old slim just wouldn't agree to a deal. Two hands later it was all over and the 26th player won his $10,000 seat with exactly one $500 chip left in his hand. Since that was the amount of the ante each hand, he was only one hand away from elimination himslef and had gotten very lucky.
I was walking on air and congratulated the other players as they handed out the paperwork for us complete to get prize certificates. It took about an hour to get everything done and then we were given our prize vouchers to turn in for our table and seat assignments. I would be starting play the next morning at 11 am just three tables away from the ESPN televised feature table.
The satellite had been so big that Binion's had to cancel the 7pm for lack of tables and now it was 11pm and with over 2000 players already registered for the main event they decided to cancel that one, too. I had won my seat in the last possible satellite on the last possible day before the main event. I couldn't believe it. I had actually won a seat and would be playing in the World Series of Poker at Binion's Horseshoe. I was so excited and proud of my achievement. I had accomplished what I set out to do. I had come to Vegas Wednesday night and won my seat Friday night. I vowed to leave myself more time in future years.
It was hard to get any sleep with all the adrenaline pumping through me and my mind was racing a mile a minute thinking of all the possibilities that lay ahead. All I wanted to do was tell someone what I had done, but I knew it was late back east and people were probably asleep. I called my mom anyway and woker her up to tell her about it!
I got up early Saturday morning and had a good breakfast so I would have the energy I'd need for the day ahead. I started to go over some strategy in my head as I headed to Binion's for something to eat. I knew I'd be starting with $10,000 in chips and blinds of $25 and $50. With one hour levels (they raise the blinds every hour) I knew I could afford to be patient and wait for the right cards to play. I headed over to the free player buffet (you spend $10,000 entering a tournament you figure the least they can do is feed you) and loaded up with a big breakfast. I saw familiar faces from the TV tournaments all around.
There was quite a long line forming to get into the main tournament room. Mostly, it was spectators, but the final count for paid entries to the tournament was 2,576! Half the field would play today with the other half starting on Sunday, with the survivors combining on Monday. Monday was my birthday and my new goal was to survive to play on my birthday.
The crowds were unbelievable as I made my way to my seat for the start of the tournament. The tables were really packed into the room and it was difficult just to maneuver through them to sit down. The press and TV camera crews were everywhere, interviewing all the big name players as they arrived. I sat in my seat and looked around. The $10,000 in chips were neatly stacked in fron of each seat. The chips were brand new and I riffled through them. There were green $25 chips, a black $100 chip, a pink $500 chip and then yellow $1000 chips.
The time had finally arrived and Matt Savage, the tournament director came on the PA system and made some opening remarks. Then I heard it. "Shuffle up and deal!" The 2004 World Series of Poker was starting and here I was in the middle of it with $10,000 in chips in front of me. I was in awe. To think that only a year ago I was watching the 2003 series on ESPN and dreaming of playing in it!
The dealer shuffled and dealt the first hand out to the table. I looked down at tow queens and thought not a bad way to start things off. I raised to $150, got got a few callers and the dealer put out the flop. I don't remember what cards came out, but I bet out and the other players folded and I scooped the first pot! I looked down at my next hand to see the Ace and Queen of hearts! I raised again to $150, got a queen on the flop and scopped the next pot. Things were looking good on day one for me! I didn't play the next hand but there was alot of action on that one. After the flop, the player in seat seven had made a large bet. The player on my immediate left announced raise and then seat 7 moved all-in. The player to my left called and they turned over their cards. The player in seat 7 had made a straight. The player to my left had the Ace and King of hearts and with 2 hearts on the flop had made the nut fluch draw. It was still a draw and I couldn't believe a player was risking all his chips on the third hand of the biggest tournament in the world on a draw! I remember the river card was the ten of hearts and I winced at the thought of the pain that the player in seat 7 must be experiencing right now. He stood slowly and quietly walked away, quite possible the first player eliminated. The seat was quickly filled from the nearly 300 alternate players waiting outside to play.
That hand seemed to set the pace for the rest of the day. After that, a hand wasn't played out after the flop unless it was for most if not all of your chips. I played it safe and waited for some good hands, but in hindsight probably still played too many. The decision to fold came pretty easy though when you are faced with a massive bet on the flop and drawing hands are just too expensive to gamble with.
I did get trapped in one big hand when I played my ace-jack in an unraised pot and caught a jack on the flop. I played the hand a bit too strong and lost a chunk of my chips when the player to my left revealed he had slow played a pocket pair of queens!! That hurt!
I won another pot with ace-king when I caught a king on the flop, but the player folded to my bet so it was a small victory. Later against the same player, I made a good read on him and folded a big pair face up on the table as I told him his three kings were good. He showed me I was correct in my call and flashed me his hand. I was happy that I had saved myself some money on that one.
I couldn't believe the actual physical feeling of pressure I felt as the hours dragged by. It was like an enormous weight on my shoulders. In my mind, all I could think about was the fact that it was day one of a seven day tournament! I hope that this is a sensation that is unique to your first time in the main event and that the pressure will be somewhat less intense in future attempts.
My final hand came over five hours into the day. I was on the button and down to about $5000 in chips. The action had come around to me, with everyone else folding in front of me. I looked down at my two hole cards to see a pair of sevens. I felt confident with a medium pair in this position against two random blind hands. I tossed in a raise to make the bet $1200 and looked to the blinds for their reactions. I was hoping to end it right there and take down the blinds and antes. The small blind quickly folded, but the big blind started to think for a minute and then moved all in. If he thought I was making a button steal he might do that with any number of hands, but something told me he had two big cards, probably ace-king. The big blind had more chips than me so if I called an lost I was out of the tournament. If I folded I'd be the short stack at the table and vulnerable. If I was right and my hand held up I would be back to a little more than what I started the day with. I went with my gut and pushed my remaining chips in. I turned my cards over in front of me and the big blind flipped over an ace and a king. The race was on!
The flop was all low cards which was good for me but actually started a straight draw for my opponent. The turn was an eight, no help for either, but I was still ahead. The dealer paused, burned a card and turned over the final card; the river. It was an ace! My first World Series of Poker was over!
I was disappointed for sure, but the pressure lifted almost immediately, too. The other players wished me luck and I rose and walked away from the table. I walked out of Binion's into the warm May sunlight and took a stroll down Fremont Street to clear my head. My first attempt at the WSOP had come to an abrupt end, but I still felt a great sense of accomplishment just from coming out to Vegas and winning a seat. I still had an entire week in Vegas ahead of me and I wanted to make the most of it so I headed back to the Golden Nugget poker room and found a $10/$20 game. I spent the rest of my time in Vegas playing poker in the GN poker room. I was having fun, winning almost daily and enjoying all the comped meals. In my best session I won over $1200, and on one break from the table I dumped $20 into a Wheel of Fortune slot machine and hit a $1600 jackpot on my last three coins. When I made my reservations I had made a mistake in the dates and it turned out that I had to check out of the hotel on Friday and my flight home wasn't until Saturday morning. I checked out of my room at 2pm Friday, left my bags with the bellhop and sat down at a poker table. I played for 15 hours straight with no breaks. At 5 am Saturday I cashed in my chips (up over $1000), hopped into a cab and headed for the airport for my 7 am flight home. I left Vegas tired, but with a smile on my face and cash in my pocket. I will never forget my first World Series of Poker

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

World's Greatest Uncle

Well, it is official.
I am the World's Greatest Uncle and I have the commemorative keychain to prove it! Evidently there was some kind of vote and the decision was made. My goddaughter, Hannah, made the presentation on Christmas day.
Christmas really sped by this year. I remember getting up late Saturday morning to go out and do all my usual last minute gift buying and the next thing I knew it was Monday morning and it was all over! I spent Christmas Eve in South Jersey and drove out to my sister's in Oxford, PA on Sunday morning getting there just in time to miss what looked like a wonderful breakfast. Spending the day with my sister, her husband, my three nieces and my mom was fun. Dinner was great and I snagged some sweet loot, too. The electronic card shuffler was a great gift from mom and will save a lot of time as well as prevent the usual confusion and accusations of David Blaine-like maneuvers in the weekly home poker games. I am about to surf over to Amazon and cash in the gift certificates I received from my sister. I can never have enough books and usually read through a few tomes per week.
Now, the race is on to decide what to do for New Year's Eve. Any suggestions??

Friday, December 23, 2005

Thursday Night Game

Last night we faced off again in Wallingford for a no holds barred session of No Limit Texas Hold 'em. With 14 players showing up, it was impossible to play our usual game so we set up two tables and drew cards for random seat assignments. I ended up at the kiddie table. We didn't get started until 11pm so I knew it probably wouldn't be a long session and set out to make the best of it. I played solid poker as there is just no bluffing these players and not worth the risk. They call every bet, so you have to make sure you have the goods and then just try to trap them for as much as you can. They get lucky sometimes and draw out but you can't change the basic game plan. I was up a few hundred at one point and ran into one of those hands where my skill was no match for the other player's luck. I even dipped to below my original buy-in at one point, but came back strong in a huge hand with two other players calling my all-in bet. When my king-high heart flush held up I scooped a pot with about $200 in it. I cashed out at 2am with $196 for a net profit of $136, dissapointing for the amount of money that was actually up for grabs, but not bad for a three hour session either.
I'm not sure if I'll get any play in this weekend, but I will be down in AC early next week.
As I am not big on political correctness, Merry Christmas to all!!

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Top 20 Money Winners


Here's a list of the top twenty tournament money winners for the year 2005. There is still a week and a half left so there could be some last minute upsets, but here are where they stand as of today. In parenthesis are the number of cashes they had in tournaments. Phil Ivey really hadn't been playing in that many events until this year since he does so well in the biggest cash game in the world which he plays in on an almost daily basis. He recently was the first player to post a $10 million buy-in for a six-handed, winner-take-all ( $60 million!!) tournament that will be played and televised later this year!

1. Joe Hachem $7,527,103(3)
2. Steven Dannenmann $4,350,000(2)
3. Tuan Le $2,856,150(1)
4. Michael Mizrachi $2,656,004(20)
5. John Barch $2,528,085(4)
6. Mike Gracz $2,190,827(8)
7. Aaron Kanter $2,048,034(4)
8. Mike Matusow $2,009,225(3)
9. Andrew Black $1,850,478(8)
10. Gavin Smith $1,793,070(15)
11. Chris "Jesus" Ferguson $1,783,303(13)
12. Phil Ivey $1,728,508(7)
13. Paul Maxfield $1,726,108(3)
14. Minh Ly $1,677,566(17)
15. Al "T" Ardebili $1,576,474(8)
16. Hieu "Tony" Ma $1,557,968(16)
17. Scott "Magic" Lazar $1,504,334(4)
18. John Stolzmann $1,480,219(2)
19. Rob Hollink $1,449,630(11)
20. Men "The Master" Nguyen $1,386,976(44)



Bah Humbug

I have to admit I have been a little lax in postings this past week. I'm not sure what it is, but I just don't feel in the Xmas spirit this year. I think I could use a nocturnal visit from the ghost of Christmas future, but I'd settle for a quick visit from Jessica Simpson! I did all my shopping online so I avoided all the chaos at the malls, but I think I missed something at the same time. I guess as you get older and don't have kids Christmas starts to lose the luster it had when you were growing up. Maybe my attitude will change Christmas day when I visit my sister and mom and see my nieces and how excited they still are about the holiday.
On the business front, it looks like my $2 million deal in South Jersey will finally settle next month and that pending commission will certainly put me in a festive spirit. The home game in Wallingford is scheduled for tomorrow night and it looks like it will be a good one, with at least 8 players (well, they're actually not all players). I'll let you know how that goes in Friday's post!
In the meantime I will try to get more into the spirit of the holiday. Hope you all have a happy and merry!!

Monday, December 12, 2005

2005 Stella Awards

The Stella Awards are named after 81 year old Stella Liebeck of New Mexico who spilled hot coffee on her herself and then successfully sued McDonald's. That case inspired the annual Stella Awards for the most frivolous, ridiculous, successful lawsuits in the United States. Let's review this year's winners:

7th Place: Kathleen Robertson of Austin, TX was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised by the verdict considering the misbehaving little toddler was Ms. Robertson's son.

6th Place: 19 year old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.

5th Place: Terrence Dickson of Bristol, PA was leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and garage had locked when he pulled it shut. The family was away on vacation, and Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found, and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed to the tune of $500,000.

4th Place: Jerry Williams of Little Rock, AK, was awarded $14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his neighbor's beag;e. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been just a little provoked at the time by Mr. Williams, who had climbed the fence into the yard and was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.

3rd Place: A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, PA, $113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.

2nd Place: Kara Walton of Claymont, DE, successfully sued the owner of a nightclub in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occured while Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.

1st Place: This year's runaway winner was Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, OK. Mrs. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home (from an OU football game), having driven onto the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver seat to go into the back and make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the RV left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising her in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually do this. The jury awarded her $1,750,000 plus a new motor home. The company actually changed their manual on the basis of this suit, just in case there were any other complete morons driving around.


Weekend Update

I hate to say it, but this weekend was another one without any poker. I tend to slack off around the holidays unfortunately, but I do have big plans in mind for the new year so I guess it's OK for now.
Friday night was another quiet, uneventful evening. Saturday I ventured out to dinner at Hibachi in Springfield for a little teppanyaki experience. I went with the filet and red snapper combo and was not disappointed. I have to say that their flaming volcano specialty drink will put a buzz on you rather quickly! I indulged in a few of the original silver bullets, the 16 ounce Sapporo lagers!
As of this morning I am 22 points away from finishing in first place in the Delco Delinquents fantasy football league (looks like Tedman will clinch the fourth and final spot for the playoffs, as well!). As long as my opponent doesn't score more than 22 points in tonight's game I am golden! He has the Falcons Defense and Alge Crumpler, their Tight End. I'll be keeping my fingers crossed.
I haven't started any Xmas shopping yet, but it should be pretty easy this year with a few personalized Visa gift cards and a spa gift certificate all purchased online.
I have also started planning for a winter trip that will start with a few days at The Peninsula in Beverly Hills and end with the final destination being the Grand Wailea Resort & Spa on the island of Maui. I haven't been there since 1997 so I am really looking forward to going back.
Anyway, that's it for now. I am expecting to play in the Wallingford home game one night this week and hoping to squeeze at least one day down at the Taj or Borgata.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Favorite Atlantic City Restaurants


This may take a few posts to complete as the list is not short, but I'm going to try to impart to you the premeire gastronomic experiences in America's Favorite Playground; Atlantic City, New Jersey. First off I should point out that I prefer restaurants that cater to the four major food groups: Beef, beef, beef and of course, beef! I do appreciate the occasional seafood diversion, but hands down I would have to say my favorite place for steak is located in the Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa and it is called The Old Homestead. A New York City landmark for 135 years, the Old Homestead is a perfect fit at the Borgata with its rich warm woods that give it the feel of a gentleman's club. Greg and Marc Sherry have mirrored the menu from their Big Apple showplace, and why shouldn't they? They haven't had an empty seat there for years!
My favorite steak is the ribeye and the Old Homestead does this cut justice with it's 36 ounce Gotham Rib Steak. Yes, it's $42 and no, that doesn't include a baked potatoe, but didn't you just hit the crap tables for a cool grand? Everything is ala carte so by the time you add the potatoe and veggie (if you must) you're at $60 and you have to try the Iceberg Wedge which comes with crumbled blue cheese dressing and applewood bacon, so figure you're at $70 now.
You'll need a hearty red wine to accompany your steak and they have a great selection of bottles and wines by the glass, as well. The raw bar is impressive and I have never seen cocktail shrimp that big outside of the Chernobyl National Aquarium! At $6 a piece you'll add another $36 to your bill with a nice size serving.
If you actually have room for desert (I did once so far) they have some nice selections to choose from and you know their cheesecake is going to be consistently phenomenal. I went for the Ben & Jerry sampler with three selections served in a spinning display stand. I think it was Chunky Monkey, Cherry Garcia and I honestly can't recall the third as I was being rolled out of the place in a self-induced food coma. It is a great dining experience and if you're being comped you may want to splurge on their legendary Kobe beef. Beer-fed and hand massaged, these cows are the envy of the trade and the Old Homestead actually have a trademark on their version, a 14 ounce sirloin priced at $95. They also have a $41 Kobe Beef hamburger!
Anyway, I highly recommend you take at least one night out of your busy schedules and indulge yourself in a dining experience at this restaurant. You will not be disappointed.
I'll cover some of my other favorites in future posts, and until then, loosen the belt and pop the top button!

Tuesday Night Game

Last night I returned to the scene of the crime and played in that Wallingford home game again. This time there were 7 players to start and the buy-in was again $60. When I flopped top two pair on the first hand of the night, I knew it was a sign that things would be good again! I played a steady game throughout the 5 hour session and ended up cashing out with $570 on my original $60 buy-in. The player to my right made 8 re-buys! He was playing bad, but he just couldn't get a break even on the rare occasion he actually had some decent cards.
Some highlights of the session would be the Ace high flush I made with 2 other players all-in and then making quad threes while playing against the most aggressive bettor at the table. It was a good night and anytime I can make $100 an hour without driving to Atlantic City I'm happy!
Hopefully they are playing again Thursday night!

Monday, December 05, 2005

Weekend Update

This weekend will have to go down as one of the more boring weekends I can recall. I did get a little playtime in Friday night at a small homegame in Wallingford. There were 6 players with a $60 buy-in and we decided to play $1-2 No Limit Texas Hold'em. The night got off to a great start for me when the action broke loose on the very first hand! I was one seat off the dealer button and was looking at the Ace-Eight suited in clubs. I limped in for $2 as did the button and small blind, but when the action got to the big blind he raised it up to $6 and now I had a decision. I put the player on a bigger ace-high hand than mine, which would make me about a 3 to 1 dog before the flop, but I decided to see the flop and make another decision then since I would get to act after him. The button also called the raise and the small blind folded so it was three players to the flop which came with 3 clubs, including the king, giving me the absolute nuts! Since my original thought was that the raiser might have Ace-King, this was a great hand to slow play so when he bet out I just called and the button called, as well. This was great for the first hand of the night. The turn card was a blank, I think maybe a red three. The original raiser bet out again, I called and the button folded. The river card was another club and the raiser checked this time, so I bet out the last of my chips and he goes in the tank like he can't decide what to do. I still put him on Ace-King which wouldn't be a bad hand if there weren't four clubs on the board. He seems torn and is mumbling out loud that he doesn't think I have the flush and finally calls my all-in bet. I turn over the nut flush and he turns over his pocket aces! Tough beat on the first hand and I know pocket aces is hard for alot of players to fold after the flop, but with the clubs out there I would have thought he'd pick up on that. Anyway, I doubled my buy-in on the first hand and was off to the races. We played for about 4 hours and I would have won more, but the poker gods were not on my side for the second to last hand and I lost a $100+ pot to a lucky river card that made my opponent a higher pair. He had no business staying in the hand with the substantial bets I was making, but some people don't know when they're beat, stay in a hand on a draw and get a lucky suck-out sometimes. They are losing players in the long run, but that's poker and you have to deal with it. All in all it was a good night for me and there was over $600 in the pot because of the other players having to rebuy more chips. I will definitely play in that game again next time I am invited.